The Perfect Male

Seumo hidup aku, tak pernah la terpana, terpaku (serta meleleh air liur) tengok jantan..Eh tak, aku bukan homo..bi pon bukan..It just that there was never a male celebrity that can truly impress me *ewah gaya cakap tu macam la ko gadis tercantik dunia*

Ryan Reynolds??

*handsome lah!!*

pastu esok lupa dah macam mana rupa dia

Chris Evans??

*bapak lawa mata dia..menusuk kalbu siot!*

esoknya, "eh? chris evans yang mana satu eh?"

Kim Bum??

*dia ni comel sangat-sangat!*

comel je la, tak lekat pun dalam otak

Sekali aku terserempak dengan jejaka ni..dalam drama..

eh?? dia berlakon drama, aku ni insan penonton drama kat laptop je..

Cerita personal taste..hambik kau..termeleleh air liur..

Asyik teringat jeee..tengok dia je, rasa macam ada rama-rama dalam perut..

siap mimpi dia ajak kawen *mimpi je lah..kalo real life, berterabur bijik mata dia tengok aku*

Siapakah jejaka itu??

Jang jang!! 

Lee Min Ho

Ok now let us get realistic here..When I say I like him, bukanlah bermaksud aku nak:

1. Stalk habis segala fanpages dia, download abes segala gambar dia, sanggup pergi korea semata-mata kot kot boleh terserempak dengan dia 
*hek serious bazir masa dengan duit..baik aku tido je*


2. Nak boyfriend muka sebijik macam Lee Min Ho 
*get real..ade keeeeee kat Malaysia ni???*


3. Nak kawin dengan Lee Min Ho sorang je..Tanak orang laen!! *double hek!! pegi la cermin muka tu dulu, setanding Megan Fox ke??Pakai sampai mati la tak kawen*


4. Masa dia datang Malaysia, sanggup bertempur serta bersardin (himpit) dengan orang lain semata-mata nak tengok Lee Min Ho dari jauh..Last-last dapat tengok dia besar kuman je.. *baik aku pegi shopping dowh*

According to the realistic me, I personally think he has the perfect male face..I dunno why..I just felt that way..As for personality, I heard a lot of the evil sides of him..Maybe he has his own reasons for behaving like that or he is just simply vain..As for my future partner, all I'm asking for is someone who can lead me, loyal etc..and owh owh, sedap mata memandang *muka macam sakai boleh buat aku sakit jantung tiap kali bangun tido* Sebab aku kalo bangun tido pun memang maintain muka macam Megan Fox.. -________- 
Eleh, tak payah nak deny la, semua orang rupalistik la..It just that, setiap orang ada citarasa masing-masing..

p/s: Hari ni cuti tapi tahu nak buat apa..so update blog la..tapi tak tahu nak tulis apa jugak..maka lahir la entri merapik ni..mianhamnida.. ;p

The Body Shape That I Simply Adore~

Again and again and again and againnn (gaya 2PM)..

It's been a while...

Been very busy + suffering from chronic internet deficiency...

Seumur hidup, tak penah aku terpaku tengok body perempuan..

Before this mesti asyik nak jeles je keje..

Biasa la..dengki..Badan ko tu dah macam tong drum..

Kenal Park Gahee??

*tak kenal sudah*

Body dia memang mantop meletup chek!

Memang aku idam2kan badan macam tu...

Tapi tak penah berjaya sebab asyik nak makan cikedis je..

Pastu tiap kali berazam nak diet, mesti terkantoi makan nasik..konon-kononnya hari tu hari last la tibai nasik..

Tapi esok buat lagi..'Ter'mamam nasik..

Esok lagi, buat lagi..esok esok buat lagi..

Conclusion : Anne Jalil gagal dalam hasratnya untuk menguruskan badan kerana hari-hari makan nasi..

Tu tengok otot perut dia..cantikkk..

Kenapa suka??

1. Umo dia tu dah 30++ tahu..Tapi badan dia, huu mak kau...memang leleh tengok (sila buang sebarang pemikiran berelemen seksual kerana saya masih suka Lee Min Ho)..Boleh ke kita jadi macam dia? Kita ni umo baru 20++, tapi badan dah macam orang beranak 5..mana taknya, asyik melantak jajan ja..

2.Badan dia, kurus yang sihat..Ce tengok..kurus tapi berotot..tak ke sihat namanya tu..Maknanya dia jaga pemakanan dia and dia selalu exercise..Kita?? Macam malas nak jogging hari ni..Esok lah!Pastu komplen awat la badan tak cantik..Pi cermin diri tu dulu!

3. Kurus-kurus Gahee ni, bodyshape dia still ada..bontot ada taw..Bukan leper macam setengah orang..Hmm..Tak payah la nak tunjuk..Kang mak aku ingat aku bukak laman web porno la pulak..Mengucap panjang orang tua tu..

Bila aku nak body shape macam ni, hanyalah semata-mata untuk kepuasan diri..I'm a perfectionist..Down taw bila tengok badan dah macam puding..Lembik sana sini..Kudin (nama manja) siap suka maen goyang-goyang lagi.. "Tangan kakak lembik macam pudingggg"

Sentap I, jatuh saham...

Nasib dia tak main depan Lee Min Ho..Kalau tak jatuh bedebuk saham I..

*heh..mimpi la nak jumpa Lee Min Ho'

Bila badan macam Park Gahee ni, bukan alasan untuk aku posing tertonggek-tonggek, pakai baju tutup tuttut dan tuttut sahaja..

Nangis parents sebab dorang tak penah ajar anak pakai bikini pastu tarok kat blog/fesbuk

Just to feel the confidence when you're with the crowds..

That's all~

Credit: afterschooldaze

A flying kiss from 'Miss' Naqiuddin a.k.a Kudin

All About Raya~

Fuhhh!! I've said this before and I will say it again million times...It's been a loooooong time since I've last updated..Talk about major tiredness (I ended up sleeping instead of updating), slow internet connection (well, basically almost everyone will agree that this is the MAJOR turn-off..Totally kills your mood to update) and extreme laziness (it's in my DNA, what to do meeeh..)

Kuih Raya


My mom is making her famous pineapple tarts (which I loooove very much)..She made everything from scratch (including her pineapple jam)..I helped her baked those yummy goodies..Her pineapple jam is not so sweet and she put a very generous helping of jam on top of her tart..And oh, my mom kinda re-create her pineapple tarts..Instead of rolling the dough around the jam, she put the jam onto the dough so that she can put as much as jam as she likes..People started ordering too...RM20 for 75 pieces of tarts..I still thinks it's ridiculously cheap and she said she doesn't have the heart to charge more..hmmmmm....

yum yum yum

Iftar at Secret Recipe


My dad treated us at Secret Recipe Bayan Baru..Choice of my mother and me..Women rules..Hahahahahahaha (Sinchan's style)...The tomyum kung is not that kung (my own word to represent superb)...Prefer the dish at Secret Recipe Cheras Selatan...But the point is....I love hanging out with my family...Thanks dad for the lovely meals.. p/s: he kinda having a heart attack when he looked at the bill..hihihi..we have big family laa~

On our way to iftar

My heart and my soul

Feeling comel~

Make-up


Since I have no little sisters, I've been experimenting my new-found make-up techniques on my little brothers and giving my mom frequent heart attack..She despise me donning make-up on my brothers' face fearing that one day they will turn into 'sotong' (pre-transgender)...My opportunity came when my little bro, Nabil asked me a Gothic style make-up test as he has a dance performance..Well, my other brother, Nafis, like it soo much that he asked me to do his face too..My youngest brother, asked me to put nail color on his nails..And these of course, gave my mom another heart attack..sigh~ 

Jadik tak??

Nafis and Nabil..feeling gothic

The happy sister~

Wishing everybody Selamat Hari Raya..Maaf zahir dan batin..Forgive me if I wrote anything that might hurt my readers..

Raya sebulan kan??? Kan kan kan??