Again and again and again and againnn (gaya 2PM)..
It's been a while...
Been very busy + suffering from chronic internet deficiency...
Seumur hidup, tak penah aku terpaku tengok body perempuan..
Before this mesti asyik nak jeles je keje..
Biasa la..dengki..Badan ko tu dah macam tong drum..
Kenal Park Gahee??
*tak kenal sudah*
Body dia memang mantop meletup chek!
Memang aku idam2kan badan macam tu...
Tapi tak penah berjaya sebab asyik nak makan cikedis je..
Pastu tiap kali berazam nak diet, mesti terkantoi makan nasik..konon-kononnya hari tu hari last la tibai nasik..
Tapi esok buat lagi..'Ter'mamam nasik..
Esok lagi, buat lagi..esok esok buat lagi..
Conclusion : Anne Jalil gagal dalam hasratnya untuk menguruskan badan kerana hari-hari makan nasi..
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| Tu tengok otot perut dia..cantikkk.. |
Kenapa suka??
1. Umo dia tu dah 30++ tahu..Tapi badan dia, huu mak kau...memang leleh tengok (sila buang sebarang pemikiran berelemen seksual kerana saya masih suka Lee Min Ho)..Boleh ke kita jadi macam dia? Kita ni umo baru 20++, tapi badan dah macam orang beranak 5..mana taknya, asyik melantak jajan ja..
2.Badan dia, kurus yang sihat..Ce tengok..kurus tapi berotot..tak ke sihat namanya tu..Maknanya dia jaga pemakanan dia and dia selalu exercise..Kita?? Macam malas nak jogging hari ni..Esok lah!Pastu komplen awat la badan tak cantik..Pi cermin diri tu dulu!
3. Kurus-kurus Gahee ni, bodyshape dia still ada..bontot ada taw..Bukan leper macam setengah orang..Hmm..Tak payah la nak tunjuk..Kang mak aku ingat aku bukak laman web porno la pulak..Mengucap panjang orang tua tu..
Bila aku nak body shape macam ni, hanyalah semata-mata untuk kepuasan diri..I'm a perfectionist..Down taw bila tengok badan dah macam puding..Lembik sana sini..Kudin (nama manja) siap suka maen goyang-goyang lagi.. "Tangan kakak lembik macam pudingggg"
Sentap I, jatuh saham...
Nasib dia tak main depan Lee Min Ho..Kalau tak jatuh bedebuk saham I..
*heh..mimpi la nak jumpa Lee Min Ho'
Bila badan macam Park Gahee ni, bukan alasan untuk aku posing tertonggek-tonggek, pakai baju tutup tuttut dan tuttut sahaja..
Nangis parents sebab dorang tak penah ajar anak pakai bikini pastu tarok kat blog/fesbuk
Just to feel the confidence when you're with the crowds..
That's all~
Credit: afterschooldaze
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| A flying kiss from 'Miss' Naqiuddin a.k.a Kudin |
Ahahaha, Anne. I can't help laughing but your blog post is always awesomely funny.
ReplyDeleteIt's every girls dream to become her and I think she had more fan girls because of that.
Kahi is a perfectionist as well, jjang. ~
That body...she said herself she's trying to work out for one hour in a day - includes pilates, jogging, yoga..anything just name it.
Damn that abs, I wanted to get it so badly but there's not much result. For now I'm getting Jung Ah's abs haha~!
Good luck to you, perhaps you're not ready. When you are, just set your mind to it.
hihihi..thanks vee..just simply wrote what's on my mind..rojak style..yes, it's tough to get her abs by just simply doing sit ups everyday..but there is no harm dreaming right?? hehehe..getting jungah's abs??? I'm jealous!!!! she's my fav..and she's getting more n more prettier...sigh~
ReplyDeleteWell yes you can. I've been doing sit ups like 5 days in a week for 5 minutes ever since February. I guess my method is light and Kahi's abs is still far though.
ReplyDeleteYeap, Jung Ah is pretty without the mushroom hair.
Her long her is much betterrr...and if i'm not mistaken, japanese fans likes her!
I can't wait for your next post, I totally enjoyed ur writing. Really funny
they shud be!! especially after she did her famous killer moves..dung dung dung!!! *sorry ter overexcited*
ReplyDeleteHey thanks again for your support..i won't always be this funny u know..hihihihi..jgn kecewa..hehehehe..